Guess where I had my dinner last Friday!?!??













STEAMBOAT AT TIAN TIAN YO!!!!!!!!!
The plate of prawns machiam just came out from Hell's kitchen right?
Credit to LC's cooking skill and Funing's photography skill.



Poor me ... kenna chua dio-ed!


Us: WAhhhhhhhhhh... so much oil on the hotplate.
Ling Chong, Funing, Hui Ang: ya .. how ah??
Me: OH I KNOW!!! USE TAUPOK (tofu puff) AS SPONGE AND SPONGE OUT THE OIL!!!
Them: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD IDEA!!!


Why I like that?!?!?
I need to stop my nonsense yo!
Okay SERIOUS!



Friday seems like Valentine's day.
Couples out in full force.
1st couple
2nd and third couple
4th...
Last but not least...
Reversi!


WANNA KNOW....
WHAT WAS...
I LAUGHING AT??



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Now you know...
HAHAHAHAHAHA





Later that night...


@ Durty Nelly
Decided to have only 1/2 a pint of old speckled hen that night.


Alicia was so sweet.
She actually borrowed e DSLR from Eileen just so we could have nice pictures for that day!
People's gf so zi dong.
I need to learn from her!!
Don't say don't have...
I'll cook for all of you for our New Year party okay??
LOL


Then I still can her to take two pictures of me with e DSLR.
NOT shameless!



Here you go...



We are full of nonsenses!


I think my colleagues will freak out if they see the other side of me.
Not saying I put on a fake front when I go to work.
Or rather, I act like an adult when I work.

I'm still Jasmine..
All my formal attires are in black.
I wear 3 inches or 4 inches high heels to work.
Even though I have to climb up and down e nasty spiral stairs.
People there don't wear anything higher than 2 inches.
So they are pretty fasinated by how I can run around with me heels for 9.5 hours.


Oh!!
I don't wear skirts that cover my knees.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
They are not short but if you put me side by side with my other female colleagues that wear skirts that cover below their knees then probably...


Because my skirt is shorter than the others and I still wear heels..
I look like I have long legs and people start talking about those two things.
Not my boobs la. My legs!



Like when I was pass them, they will be talking about my legs, then heels and then my frame.
They even call me 'The girl with long legs' *blush*



The more they think that I have long legs.
The more I dare not wear flats to reveal my 3 apples tall height to them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA




P/S: Any one of you going for MUSE concert? My sis is looking for khaki. Must be people that I know!

Tata~~!!




Sauce

When someone you have not talk to for at least 3 years suddenly chat with you on msn.

• He/She is either attending a church
• He/she is working as an insurance/property agent.

Apparently this person was both.


Him: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: Was browsing through facebook. Getting sexier and prettier. But a bit vulgar.
Me: Nooooo
Him: Where you working?
Me: *insert workplace*
Him: very near my workplace.
Him: What's your new number? Can meet up to chill.
Me: Sorry I don't wish to meet up with church people.
Him: Why you classified me as church people?
Me: Because I met you from church.
Him: So pai chi (stupid in Chinese) So if I met you in a club, I will be the guy from club?
Me: Yea you got it right. There's so many ***** that I know of.. obviously have to classify you as ***** from church right?
Him: Okay.


After that ah...
NO MORE REPLY ALREADY
SEE!!
SUPER REALISTIC!!
Because I'm not potential!
The word 'Potential' sounds familiar to you people or not?!?!



I effing (am showing e SPC some respects by not typing out the F word) hate some church people!
Do they know what's the definition for friendship??!


Friends don't pull jackass stunt hor!
1 year never contact you then suddenly ask you to go for Easter/Christmas service.
Then when you decline e invitation.. they cast you aside.


Aye who teach you one?
Jesus ah?


Oh I forgot, you guys are human too.
And human makes mistake.
You all make mistakes can.
Non Christians make mistakes cannot.
Sorry my potty mouth rattling off again.
Pardon me.
I don't wanna be burn in hell.


To be fair, there are still nice Christians around.
I've met a few who were there for me when I needed them.
You know who you are.
And I hope I'm right...
Because if they can discern for themselves, they shouldn't be offended by this entry.
Not like some 'PAI CHI'
How dare he thinks I'm Pai Chi!?
Got wrong to say ***** from church meh?
Fucktard!



I maybe vulgar but it beats living your kind of life.



My mood has been so bad lately that I don't give a fuck to the people around me.
Sorry friends. =(


I have a lot of acquaintance.
But I won't say I have a lot of friends.
I just don't think I need that MANY friends.
A few good ones will do for me.
They need to be people that I can relate and talk to.
I love to talk nonsense.
LOL



I don't really need a shopping khaki and I think I can settle my own my meal alone.
In fact, I love to shop alone.
I get very annoyed when people give me their opinion ESPECIALLY when I didn't ask for it.
Okay that is just me and I'm not really apologetic about it. HAHAHAHA




Tata ~~!!




Sauce

Hello my Victoria Secret lover friends....
Any one wanna get stuff from Victoria Secret??
I'm looking for people to share shipping cost.

No accepting bras that are of C cup and above.
Bigger cup size = more material = heavier weight = higher shipping fee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kidding.


This is strictly for friends only.


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Afternoon fire drill was totally a waste of time.
Still can send us emails to inform us that e alarm would go off at about 11am.
And we had to shut down our PCs and lock up e cabinets before we leave e fire burning building.
Of course we don't have to do any of the above if there is a REAL fire.


Some of my colleagues damn funny.
Actually went to check out the firemen stationed outside our department.
LOL
NOT ME.
IT IS MY COLLEAGUES AH!



I'm not 100% sure but I think some people from India pronounce 'S' as YES and 'A' as YEA right?
So a name like JAHANAN will be spelt 'J-YEA-H-YEA-N-YEA-N'
Luckily my colleague told me beforehand or our conversations would be ...

Me: Sorry Sir, how do you spell your name?
Him: J-YEA
Me: uh huh
Him: H-YEA
Me: okay..
Him: N- YEA
Me: alright...
Him: N
Me: Let me repeat. It's J-H-N-N???

*&^%$#@!

A few days ago, a guy called my line and needed my help to check something..

Me: May I have your IC number
Him: YES (S) 9................
Me: Okay so.. it's YES 9...


SHIT!

Stomach ache for 4 hours is no joke!
=(
Very grouchy!!
Think I'm gonna sleep already.
Now only 10pm.
Sleep at 10pm like very no life.

Think I sleep at 10:05pm.
Not so loser.



Anyway, we were told that there's gonna be a fire drill tomorrow.
Seriously, what's the point of having one when we are told about it?


We'll all be wearing something more comfortable for tomorrow.
We'll remind ourselves to take the stairs instead of the lift.
We'll be so calm and NOT take our belongings with us.


Totally -_-
In emergency, I think I will still take my bag along with me!
Grab my neighbor's one too.
Finder's keeper.
HAHAHAHAHAHA



Last week, I finally went for my pre-employment medical checkup.
As usual... they will take your height and weight... urine test , blood pressure and x ray.
I'm bloody 1.61m now!!!
I was 1.63m last year!
WTF is happening to me??
What if one day I become like smurf.. 3 apples tall only. =(


On the happier note, I gained 2kg.
Am weighing 42kg now!! *skip around*


I thought we had to pee into a beaker for the urine test, so I downed like 1litre of water before e medical checkup.
Crystal clear urine siol...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can conduct crystallization some more.


But ah lah... nobody use the beaker method anymore.
BoBo head


It's 10:03pm.
Goodnight!


P/S: I'm not a loser.

Kept dozing off at work.
I slept at 11pm and woke up at 6am.
And I'm feeling sleepy already.
It's only 9:09pm.

Are you afraid of dying?

To be honest... I AM!



I wonder how is it like.
To be unconscious for the rest of your life.
Can't feel a thing...
Can't love any one...

Pretty scary aye?



I wanna work hard.
Study hard.
Play hard.


Show more love to those who love me.
Be a real bitch to those who are mean.

I will still be nice to everyone but not too nice.
If there's a need to make a stand, I will.
If there's a need to cut off contact with him/her...
I will.



I will walk out of his/her life is he/she attempts to
pull me down
abuse me
cheat on me
backstab me....
Precious time should not be wasted on assholes.


I hope to spend the rest of my life with great friends and someone who loves me.
People that I can grow old with.


I'm a true believer in e this sentence
'One can find strength in love.'

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Today my supervisor bought us pandan hum jin peng!
I typed PANDA HUM JI PENG to my friends just now!
HAHAHAHA
I wolfed down e hum jin peng in less than 20 seconds.
Tak glam!





I think Imm is right about my milo face.
My colleague bought me a cup of hot milo just now.



m-m-mmmmm milo face!



Oh some of them decided to put e xmas tree n deco!
How cool is that?!?
Now e office has this Christmasy atmosphere!



Jayne and I was thinking ...
maybe ....
just maybe...
all fake fake wanna put star (decorate) on top of e tree.
Actually eye-ing on the presents underneath e tree!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kidding!



Hoping for more work to do tomorrow so that time will zoomed!
And the next moment I know...
Bf will be on e plane back to SUNNY ISLAND ....
SETS IN THE SEA.. SINGAPURA .. OH SINGAPURA.. PRETTY FLOWERS BLOOM FOR YOU AND ME.




Tata~~!!




Sauce